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Today, I was uploading photos to my Facebook, when I suddenly realised that I accidentally uploaded a naked photo of myself. Panicking, I rushed to delete it, just as my computer crashed majorly. Few hours later, 400 "friends" have already "liked" the photo. MLF

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November 12, 2009 at 5:28 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. MLF

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November 12, 2009 at 5:28 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Today, I was using the only stall left in a public restroom; a handicap stall. As I sat down to do my business, I felt something warm dripping down my leg. I looked down to see me urinating on myself through the raised seat. MLF

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November 12, 2009 at 5:25 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. MLF

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November 12, 2009 at 5:23 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. MLF

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November 12, 2009 at 5:22 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks. My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. MLF

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November 12, 2009 at 5:19 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Today, I got very frustrated with my computer because the music that was playing wouldn't turn off, no matter how many times I pressed mute. After about 15 minutes I noticed I was listening to my iPod. MLF

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November 11, 2009 at 8:07 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]

Today in math class we were learning something I didn't understand so I asked the teacher for help. He jumped a foot in the air and nearly had a heart attack when I started speaking. Turns out a teacher I've had for a year and a half thought I was mute. That explains why he never asks me for answers. MLF

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November 11, 2009 at 7:43 am by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous [+]