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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. MLF

read comments (0) I agree, your life is a failure. (11) - You deserved that one! (0)
November 11, 2009 at 6:08 am by Anonymous in - Love